don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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