is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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