don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
