If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
