It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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