Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
why do cheetos always look like penises
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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