he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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