he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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