i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I want a musical about memes.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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