Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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