I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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