Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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