I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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