U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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