even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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