How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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