also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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