On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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