So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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