so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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