as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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