may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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