he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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