i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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