How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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