did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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