Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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