Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
