Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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