I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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