how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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