so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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