dude i'm inner monologue high
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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