is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The Olympian is in my bed
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