idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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