I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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