it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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