Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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