some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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