So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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