That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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