yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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