is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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