I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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