Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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