she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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