i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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