Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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