he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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