when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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